Gary 

Gary is a no-namer, doesn't have many friends, the ones he has, he means barely anything to them, he falls for girls who want nothing to do with him, he skates, he's a weirdo, but at least he has his friends, even if he's not the most important person in the world to them, he's happy.

02:21:59 <Allegra> mk 02:22:15 <Allegra> *eats chocolate* omnom 02:22:25 <Gary> chocolate :o02:22:26 <Gary> share 02:22:35 <Allegra> too late i just ate the last of it :o

Gary by TheOnlyOneThatCounts June 10, 2009

gary 

noun: sperm, cum, semen.

Originated from the term spongebob (not the Spongebob on T.V.)

I got gary all over!

gary by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

Gary 

Gary; advj to live out in the sticks ....and not give a shit

gary hasn't lost the plot yet..he still has that bald patch he has been sporting since 1986 that is pretty funkin cool..

Gary by IAMPLOT October 21, 2010

Gary 

Gary is a boy who loves wearing puffy shirts similar to those of William Shakespeare and is also a lover of feather ink pens.

Oh look Gary is wearing his puffy shirt again.

Gary by Bwhahahaaa April 13, 2011

gary 

Spongebob's pet snail that puts up with his stupidity.

Gary is such a pimp to put up with that slut

gary by SafewaySquirrel April 18, 2006

gary 

Guy who's accident prone, especially when it comes to his face.

Gary got bit in the face by a dog today.

gary by grock hampton April 29, 2010

Gary 

Oprah's ass hole

And her Gary too.

Gary by brandimariee6 July 25, 2011