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Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)
Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.
by Garflover69 December 23, 2024
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boony garf

Someone who farts in a bath tub and tries to eat their own bubbles.
I saw that boony garf fart in a cup then slurp his own bubbles.
by bigboy20 November 18, 2010
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Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)
-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."
by alligatorade November 22, 2019
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burn the garf

to mess up or screw up badly. to make a mistake.
person 1: i can’t believe you forgot to pack our passports for our trip.
person 2: yeah, sorry, i really did burn the garf with that one.
by professional garfer January 25, 2022
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burn the garf

To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.
Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!
by professional garfer January 25, 2022
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The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind
by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024
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barf garf

person one i smell barf garf. person two yeah thats my pushpop
by JOEYfan March 15, 2026
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