Garf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles

Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.

by 2Chunks July 15, 2022

The Dirty Garf

Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.

Dirty Garf recipe

1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna

1 tarp

Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"

by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023

/garf

Tone indicator. Short for Garfield. Used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to wether someone is /j or /srs. This is in reference to a clip of John Arbuckle asking Garfield if he is “/j or /srs”

I just shitted/garf

by KwiteFanPage April 3, 2022

Garf

Garf

Shartys like a melody in my garf

by Your local anarchy May 8, 2022

The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.

Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind

by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024

Garf

Verb Garf/garfing

Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf

It holds more power than palpatine

Obama is Garfing everyone

I did a garf near my uncle

by Bigbob1945 August 29, 2022

/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

dang kwite is so funny /garf

by hecker123456 March 2, 2022