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slash fasting

A period in which one, usually a yaoi fangirl, gives up yaoi or slash for one month. It is very helpful treatment for those without lives.

It started when Lii decided that her life had become way too centered around something that didn't accomplish anything, and gave it up. She was born a new woman.

The original and traditional period to fast is the month of October, starting on Bloody Sunday (the last Sunday in September) and ending on All-Slashers Day, which is Halloween. All-Slashers Day is not usually full of feasting and parties, for the transition of normal human being to rabid fangirl takes time.

Other months work also, depending on your events. October doesn't work well due to intense popularity of The Rocky Horror Picture Show during this month. Late Spring could be an option, but it hasn't been tested.
1: Dammit, Candi, you need to go on slash fasting!
by Lii Yuki Pillows October 27, 2005
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Power Fisting

The act of repeatedly inserting and retracting a clenched fist at Bruce Lee speeds.

Usually into a bodily oraphis with out lube. If executed correctly uncontrollable bleeding will occur.
"I just got arrested for power fisting my girl friend, she got taken to ER"
by gazinlar November 5, 2011
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Jersey Shore Fisting

The act of inserting one's fist into another one's anus or vagina, and fist pumping like Pauly D, Mike, Vinny, or Ron off of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore".
Jack: "You have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"
by Undeader25 October 27, 2010
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fousting

Also: Usually .01 grams of crack or less. A German unit of measure equal to enough to field test and enough to turn in as evidence.
Officer D: "Hey can you field test some drugs for me?"
Officer G: "Sure! What did you get?"
Officer D: "Here check it out."

Officer G: "HOLY CRAP! Where is it?"
Officer D: "I know, I know, this guy just tried to eat a big rock, so all I could get on him was this fousting of crack."
Officer G: "Sounds like your suspect just got fousted!"
by Satin Latin June 19, 2010
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Shrimp-fisting

Shrimp-fisting is simply the insertion of one's entire foot into a vagina or asshole.
She gasped in amazement when Jill told her that she really enjoying shrimp-fisting her girlfriend.
by Sluice July 23, 2010
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Facebook fasting

To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).
John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
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Triple fisting

Triple fisting is something you have to do when you are already holding something in each of your hands and someone else hands you something.
Here can you hold my beer for me? Sure. Oh can you hold mine to? you'll have to triple fist it.

"I'm triple fisting Armand"
by funtimes69 May 3, 2009
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