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Shame Fapping

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.
by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022
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Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH
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Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014
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Fepping

When you, or somebody is not actually fapping, just fiddling around.
Professor : Taiko.......! what have I told you about fepping in my lectures!

Taiko : LOL sorry Sir!
by Taiko March 4, 2009
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fapping

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!
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Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.
"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."
by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010
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Fumping

When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking
by SlappinNutz April 22, 2011
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