Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

functionalism

A French post-structuralist movement in the 1970's that argued that philosophy was a actually a critique of power.

Underwritten by Foucalt.

Foucalt argued that functionalism divided society into a duality of power: oppressed and oppressor.

by sandraxine September 16, 2018

Functional

Passable with no otherwise outstanding qualities.

The joke made me chuckle; it's functional.

by The_Kickster March 5, 2020