Fugly is a combination of two words fat and ugly most people make the mistake of thinking that t is short for fucking ugly but it isn't it also means that the person reading this is obviously SUPER Fugly or has been called Fugly and doesn't know what it means
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2. The pinnacle of complete, unsurpassed hideousness; often confused as leprosy in it's early stages, fuglordness is the result of an excessive ingestion of ramen noodles during pregnancy which causes a child to be born with several facial buttholes.
3. Lives on a diet of farts.
4. Generally involving deformation of the head or face; a fuglord will have distinct markings or as they prefer, "beauty marks," that resemble the gooey center of a ham and cheese hot-pocket left to spoil on the streets of Philadelphia during a hot rain storm.
5. A sexually deviant homeless man living on a diet of pigeons, fingernails, and rat whiskers which he absorbs through an abrasion on his grundle.
6. An inborn condition, rare to develop in adulthood--as only direct facial contact with a moving airplane could impose such grotesque and sickening characteristics on average person. Since these ghastly features can be seen in an ultrasound, carrying to term is regarded as a tremendous mistake and punishment for such actions are being considered.
2. The pinnacle of complete, unsurpassed hideousness; often confused as leprosy in it's early stages, fuglordness is the result of an excessive ingestion of ramen noodles during pregnancy which causes a child to be born with several facial buttholes.
3. Lives on a diet of farts.
4. Generally involving deformation of the head or face; a fuglord will have distinct markings or as they prefer, "beauty marks," that resemble the gooey center of a ham and cheese hot-pocket left to spoil on the streets of Philadelphia during a hot rain storm.
5. A sexually deviant homeless man living on a diet of pigeons, fingernails, and rat whiskers which he absorbs through an abrasion on his grundle.
6. An inborn condition, rare to develop in adulthood--as only direct facial contact with a moving airplane could impose such grotesque and sickening characteristics on average person. Since these ghastly features can be seen in an ultrasound, carrying to term is regarded as a tremendous mistake and punishment for such actions are being considered.
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Shortened way of saying "fucking ugly"; hideous; revoltingly unsightly; abominably grotesque; sickeningly repugnant; exceedingly unattractive; butt-ugly; ugly as sin; plug-ugly
Derivatives:
fuglification (noun), fuglify (verb), fuglily (adverb), fugliness (noun)
Shortened way of saying "fucking ugly"; hideous; revoltingly unsightly; abominably grotesque; sickeningly repugnant; exceedingly unattractive; butt-ugly; ugly as sin; plug-ugly
Derivatives:
fuglification (noun), fuglify (verb), fuglily (adverb), fugliness (noun)
1. That was the fugliest fucker I've ever fucked.
2. Fugly ho'!
3. The house across the street underwent a serious fuglification when they put up those orange shutters.
4. I'm'a fuglify you wit' ma' fist!
5. He laughs so fuglily.
6. Your fugliness seeps through even when you are wearing tons of makeup.
2. Fugly ho'!
3. The house across the street underwent a serious fuglification when they put up those orange shutters.
4. I'm'a fuglify you wit' ma' fist!
5. He laughs so fuglily.
6. Your fugliness seeps through even when you are wearing tons of makeup.
by kumugenzobi May 27, 2009
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Get the Fugpuggler mug.A temporary psychotic state of mindless agression. Named for "Dirty" Dutch Coldrell who killed 19 men (including his friend "Cool Hand" McCabe) and wounded 79 others during a 27 hour berserk rage during the Great Outdoor Fight of 1877.
In an interview afterward, Coldrell described his Fugue as, "standin' outside your own body, watchin'. You know you should care... should be down there, but it all seems so terrible... it all seems so wrong... that all you can do is watch from afar while your body takes care a'business. Part of me was horrified that I couldn't seem to control myself. But part a'me wishes I'd never come back, neither."
(pronounciation is identical to the musical term of the same spelling. or 'fju-g')
In an interview afterward, Coldrell described his Fugue as, "standin' outside your own body, watchin'. You know you should care... should be down there, but it all seems so terrible... it all seems so wrong... that all you can do is watch from afar while your body takes care a'business. Part of me was horrified that I couldn't seem to control myself. But part a'me wishes I'd never come back, neither."
(pronounciation is identical to the musical term of the same spelling. or 'fju-g')
Bobby went into a Dutch Fugue during his 'Airing Of Grievences' at his family's Festivus dinner and killed both of his parents and three siblings before county Sheriffs were able to neutralize him.
by wereooze October 5, 2007
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That girl on the street-the one that makes your stomach knot-is fuglinda. Fuglinda is a faceless mulch of putrid, muccus-y flesh adorned by grotesque curvature and thick, muscular limbs.
Fuglindas are naturally found at desert raves, where it's dark, emo concerts, and various parties where men are known to become overly intoxicated. They live vicariously through their hot friend.
Take care to avoid fuglindas, as they carry an abundance of subcutaneous parasites, foreign odors, exotic diseases and critically acclaimed fupa's.
That girl on the street-the one that makes your stomach knot-is fuglinda. Fuglinda is a faceless mulch of putrid, muccus-y flesh adorned by grotesque curvature and thick, muscular limbs.
Fuglindas are naturally found at desert raves, where it's dark, emo concerts, and various parties where men are known to become overly intoxicated. They live vicariously through their hot friend.
Take care to avoid fuglindas, as they carry an abundance of subcutaneous parasites, foreign odors, exotic diseases and critically acclaimed fupa's.
Oh. My. God. That party had more Fuglindas than a lesbian biker bar.
Take care to be sober, Willard, the Fuglindas are on the prowl
Take care to be sober, Willard, the Fuglindas are on the prowl
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