alligator fuckhouse

a term Chris told you to look up so you did, cuz you're a good little bottom and chris is goated

"shut the hell up. look up somethin fun if you're on urban dictionary 'alligator fuckhouse' that's interesting"

by d1ld0.s0ck December 15, 2021

fuckchod

when u get majorly screwed up

usne meri fuckchod di or fuckchudgayi yar

by Sumeet February 12, 2004

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

by Justin Carter December 14, 2008

aligator fuckhouse

When 2 lesbians over the age of 70 eat each other out.

I saw my best friend's granny doing the Aligator Fuckhouse with my neighbor

by Sanches June 11, 2006

Panda fuckhouse

A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.

"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"

by Screenlicker February 29, 2012

FuckshoesTheClown

Formerly known as Mourningstar, Fucksoes is an internet denizen often found on SADCHUB. He possesses impressive genitals.

That FuckshoesTheClown sure is one cool cat!

by Stephanometra May 31, 2004

alligator fuckhouse

Performing any and all sexual acts while wearing jorts.

Let's go to UF. Jorts turn me on! I am freaky for the jorts. It's going to be an alligator fuckhouse with all those jorts!

by Roooooooooll Tiiiiiiiide! February 11, 2008