fuck a duck

song to the tone of row row row a boat.
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.
by Tameron December 30, 2007
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An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.
a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her.
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?
by DinaDiz December 07, 2007
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fuck a duck?
screw a pigeon?
you better go to church
and get some religion!
by ChatySue March 15, 2003
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fuck a duck

To feel extremely displeased.
"Oh, fuck a duck that's not what i wanted!!"
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Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last
by Hue Jass January 20, 2004
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fuck a duck

When someone as bland as Barbara Streisand's last ballad gets a reply, one says "go fuck a duck".

Said to a person who is just so menial in their existence as an expression of newfound ignorance by their presence.

What you say to a person who says something that doesn't effect you in any way that can be physically shown at that moment.
"Why don't you go do a barbara and fuck a duck...queeny"
by faustette August 17, 2009
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phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat
fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
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