frustration flash

When you get so tense that you just can't take it anymore and you start screaming a wild war cry whilst lifting your shirt over your head demonstrating your breasts to thine enemies

Shelbie was so sick of being harangued by everyone at camp, that when I asked her how her day was she gave me a frustration flash

by beaniebaby7 October 13, 2013

Frustration Boner

When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.

Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now

by fustorbutts January 21, 2009

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

Fruse

A word meaning both false and true at the same time. Written properly on a test, it could look like either word at a glance. 60% of the time, it works every time.

This statement is fruse.

by qwertial aphasia May 21, 2014

Frustipated

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

by McDad March 18, 2010

figureskater frustration

A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.

Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.

by MrMorrison February 14, 2006

frustrading

(n) The act of exchanging one source of frustration for another.

I’m sick of sitting in traffic jams every morning. I’m thinking of frustrading to the overcrowded, unreliable train system instead.

by frustrader January 14, 2009