Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.

Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!

by DazenGuile December 30, 2020

frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)

Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.

by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020

Frosted Flakes

When You Bleach Your Pubes.

Dude, I just got some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent

I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake

by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018

Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.

My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!

by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

Frosted Flakes

Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?

by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017

Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.

Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”

by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023