Frostiest Barrel

A FROSTY beverage that will want to make you put your dick in a freezer. Absolutely delicious concocktion that is creamy and rock solid. Recipe below:

- 1/2 cup of your favorite ice cream (chocolate is best)
- 1/2 cup milk
- 2 shots of Rumchata
- 1 shot of 99 Proof (Root Beer flavor)

Shake in strainer and enjoy

Dude my mom said the milk is almost expired. Go whip me up your Frostiest Barrel!

by COCKtail enjoyer July 8, 2022

Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL

Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!

by Brofenition March 21, 2016

queen frostine

the coolest girl around.

that girl is such a queen frostine.

by ?? January 26, 2004

Frostitute

A Frostitute is a fan of of Jack Frost from the movie The Guardians.

Join if you're a Frostitute.

by Hehe, Me. December 4, 2012

Frostie

The term for the stereotypical trophy-wife blonde, with glimmering hair that can cause temporary blindness when it reflects direct sunlight; known to have at least a slight attitude or coldness resulting from their understanding of their own appeal; known to undergo daily spa treatments and bronzing sunless tan dips each week

As the Situation walked the streets of San Francisco, he stopped in his tracks when that bangin' frostie dropped her sunglasses

by supersoaker50 May 3, 2012

Australian frostpipe

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.

tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

by PhillyDTV April 15, 2009

Frostie Friday

The tradition of local low lifes to forget their difference's and unite together to celebrate the weekend by purchesing cheap white cider, prefferably frostie jacks.

On train home, phone is ringing, man takes his phone out his trackies.
1:hello?
2:what day is it?
1: FROSTIE FRIDAY
2: Wooo lets get on it, go halves meet me at the corner and bring two pound

by frostie fiend March 13, 2011