Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.

My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.

by Dagalags May 28, 2025

Friction Hogger

When one is so fat, (usually due to moderating discord servers and being a roblox veteran) they hog all friction in a space of a max capacity of 5.

Person 1: why is there low friction in dis bih? who is the friction hogger here??

by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 11, 2026

science friction

The difference of opinion between scientific schools of thought.

A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010

internal friction

It's basically like sexual frustration or external friction, except it's in your head. (:

'Man, after last night with Louis, I got some internal friction."

by larrystylin28 December 21, 2017

social friction

the inability to complete a task due to continuous talking with one or more people or the inability to arrive at a destination due to socially interacting with one or more people one runs into on the way.

"Sorry I'm late, I would've been here sooner but I ran into Aidan and, you know, social friction!"

by SADWHORE October 18, 2021

Genital To Genital Friction

When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, or when a man and a man rub penises together or two women engage in scissoring. It is only when two genitals touch and rub against each other.

Jessica: "Damn, me and Chloe were having some hot genital to genital friction last night."

Emma: "Wow really? Scissoring?!"

Jessica: "Hell yeah!"

by SexuallySexySex March 26, 2011

fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011