Freeway mitt

An oven mitt or non-sexual glove used to masturbate with, while driving on the freeway, highway or interstate.

Dude, truck drivers always keep a freeway mitt handy when they can't find a hooker.

by RandomMitt April 20, 2015

Freelancer

An individual who attends a social gathering without money or his own party items and never generally has these things at other gatherings that will ask other individuals at said gathering for their items I.e cigarettes, liquor

“Hey watch out for John over there he’s a real freelancer if you know what I mean”

by Rooroox October 2, 2020

Valley Freeway

Common-use term for Washington State Route 167, a suburban freeway connecting the Seattle suburbs of Renton, Tukwila, Kent, Auburn, and Puyallup.

"If we take 167 it's gonna be like three miles shorter than I-5."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

FreeLancing

1. To perform a task on your own away from a company.
2. An independent worker.

3. To urinate without using your hands.

"a free lance photographer takes pictures and sells them to companys without being affiliated with them"

Toilet: "Hey Paul check it out, I'm freelancing!"

by AnthonyM May 21, 2005

Freelance Cock

When someone doesn't get any action for so long that they're penis is at anyones disposale, they will ahve sex with anyone

Yo Chris Hunt how's it going with the ladeez?

Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

freeway flirt

A driver or passenger that constantly attempts to catch another driver's attention on the road (or the passengers in the car, usually if their windows are open), usually by making faces or smiling.

Is also a common hobby for bored people in the backseat.

Look at Sarah making faces at that guy in the red Honda. She's such a freeway flirt!

by Billie Jean Lee August 25, 2007

Freelance

Living life with no regrets and no remorse.

I am going to freelance down the river.

by XxFREELANCERxX July 30, 2009