freelance pharmacist

Drug dealer.

It's not politically correct to call them drug dealers they're freelance pharmacists.

by jasorkowski657 November 10, 2022

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

EP;FC/entry point freelancers cut/EPFC

remember entry point?
now cut the freelancers dick off and boom entry point freelancers cut

billy: do you like entry point?
bob: nah i like epfc more even though it costs money
jr: 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 i prefer deception 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
everyone: booooooooooooo
timmy: why do you eat cishato's balls with EP;FC/entry point freelancers cut/EPFC

by sparrowep/sperou/sperouep/spar December 5, 2025

freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022