farage

(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar

Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.

by MattOT March 16, 2019

Fager

A “fager” is an abbreviation for the words “fake rager. A fake rager, or a “fager” is rager-like party but without drugs or alcohol involved.

Omg did you go to the popular girls fager?? It was lit

by Kweenofkermitdafrog May 6, 2019

A farage of cunts

The collective noun for a load of cunts, predominantly in the uk and europe.

I have never seen such a farage of cunts before.

Look at that farage of cunts over there!

by Scolew November 8, 2019

flaged

whipped, a guy under the total control of his girlfriend.

A: Matt is so flaged...
B: I don't know what 'flaged' IS, mate.

by Bean & Boobs August 25, 2005

fagelman fever

A phrase referring to when a guy gets with younger girls.

yo ben, you got fagelman fever for dat freshmen poon!

by Jordana Greenberg June 19, 2008

flagellum

1:The part of its body a bacteria uses to move
2:The few long strands of hair left behind when your hair is cut by a trainee hairdresser or a family member.These rogue hairs resemble the flagellum of a bacteria. Must be in a clump with several hairs. Most prominent when combined with a bowl cut.These hairs should be tugged when the flagellum wearer is least expecting it. Found on guys and shaven headed lesbians.

Example 1:What interesting flagellum on that paramecium
Example 2:
Harry: hey guys!
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:so your sister renewed your bowl cut
Harry: yeh...
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:wats that on tha back of your head?
Harry:cant see..
Oliver,Matt and Nathan: AHHH!! ITS FLAGELLUM!!!!
**tug Flagellum**

by Hans Brix May 23, 2006

Farage

Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.

Hey, get out of here you Farage, you've caused enough problems already.

by OSCOLA October 3, 2017