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(Un)fortunately

(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).
1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)
by 420TheGrammarPro69 April 17, 2021
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fornicate

to have sex in some manner or with someone whom Society looks askance at.
your daughter, your sister-in-law, your mother-in-law (see milf), your wife's female cousin, your wife's ex-boyfriend's wife or girlfriend. This implies wreckless abandon and an attempt at hurting someone if found out.
by J.R. January 4, 2004
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fornicate

to have to sex; to rub your toes in/on your partner's genitals
it smells like you guys fornicated in here
by ballscock March 1, 2011
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fornicateable

A word used to decribe a situation when a member of the opposite sex is atractive enough to have sexual intercourse with or to. Is often used by a man to describe a woman.
Ryan: Those large melons are looking very fornicateable today.
by bigkoch90 June 2, 2007
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Formicate

Verb. Also as noun; formication. Creation of uneccessary and cumbersome paperwork that makes a job more costly and less effective. Formication is only one 'letter' away from someone getting screwed. Formicate is a highly suggestive term and may be used as an office pseudonym for mock progress.
"The project was going nicely and smoothly until middle management formicated it, and now has been stuck in the hopper for over six months."
by Saltrunner November 12, 2012
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Foopigate

To eat out a girl. Getting her off with only the use of your tongue and mouth-region.
Last night I foopigated the crap out of my girlfriend.
by FoopigatingKing January 27, 2011
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Fornicate

Amy: It was SO weird! Tyrone proposed to me after we had fornicated on the kitchen table at his moms house!!
Rachel: I- I jus- .....
by ChikenThigh June 9, 2019
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