Fordin'

to be wicked drunk constantly

Kyle was sooo fordin' last night.

by Emma Grace August 1, 2007

fourdonute

(for' dih NUTE'')

adj. - full of gluttony, such that one would take four donuts from a breakfast buffet, before some people have even had one.

Finding the origin of this word is left as an exercise to the reader.

Person A: Shit, who had too many donuts? There's none left for me!
Person B: Don't look at me, I'm only on my fourth...
Person A: Four fucking donuts! I haven't even had one, you fourdonute asshole!

by teh_Johnald January 6, 2009

fordinaire

Having 2 $20 bills in your pocket. Like a millionaire, but representing $40 instead of $1,000,000.

I felt so rich when I had 2 $20 bills at the same time that I was a fordinaire.

by Rumpke/Dumpke April 21, 2015

fondongle

The rubbing and grabbing of sensitive body parts

Thomas: I fondongled your mom and your sister Lane, next is your dad
Lane: Wow ur so cool I wish I wasn't a douche

by Tcona March 30, 2017

Fortonga

The one repulsive cunt that looks like it had dried up shit smeared all over it, and when you see her it makes you throw up everywhere!

Was walking my dog when this Fortonga asked to pat it! I couldn't help but throw up all over her nasty ass!

by GrasshopperTheDestroyer April 3, 2017

forbonk

The moment you hit your head into someone else's when the photographer says "Hey, put your heads together!" and both of you think you're funny and "pretend" to slam your head into theirs but actually do.

Person 1: "My boy friend and I were taking a cute fall pic, but we forbonked each other super hard!"
Person 2: "ouch!!"

by InterestinglyEnough December 7, 2019

ted forden

Really fucking gay

ted forden is really fucking gay

by uyyighhg May 29, 2020