Forbidden Porter

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.

"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".

"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"

"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"

"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"

by faroosh January 9, 2008

Forbidden Shot

Where you drink a full menstrual cup of period blood from your woman with a dash of vodka

Guy 1: Hey bro, I did the Forbidden Shot last night.
Guy 2: That's fucked up, what did it taste like?
Guy 1: like sucking on a $2 coin and it was chunky.

by UnvaxxedAssassin April 30, 2023

forbidden handshake

The Forbidden Handshake is when 2 males shake hands while their dicks are touching tips and/or are wrapped around depending on length of one's penis

Friend 1: Ay bro let's do the Forbidden Handshake

Friend 2: Bruh ...Hell no

by Symbiote May 5, 2022

Forbidden Nachos

The action of using smegma (foreskin cheese) on a tortilla chip to make nachos.

Hey man, I haven’t showered in a few weeks, I think we should make some forbidden nachos.

by Dumpster Juice December 19, 2019

Forbidden beyblade

A sleeping position where the only body part connected to the bed is your penis and you begin to orbit your penis like a car in a showroom

I slept in the forbidden beyblade position

by Brayshaw lad May 12, 2021

forbidden watermelon

big busty boobs that everyone desire but hard to get

"hohoho, don't mind me if I jump into these forbidden watermelons" Jake thinks as he is about to squeeze his face in between his new hot sexy girlfriend's busty tits.

by streetlamp OG#99 September 18, 2019

The Forbidden Gates

Small ORPG in development stages with a few hundred members. Admins are Cascade and Megamoogle. Moderator is Erklurk. Layabout is Sairo. Vanhawk and Dracoseir ran away. Tivoilos is lol. Everyone wants to join AAP and the wipe will never come.

The Forbidden Gates player: "Can I be in AAP?" "When will testing end?" "Does Sairo do anything?" "I accidentally unlearned C++" "Crate Cat is too high!" "I've never been banned by lag"

by Crate Cat October 22, 2009