google myself

To masturbate

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."

by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018

delete myself

Commit die

Well guys im going to delete myself so long

by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020

burying myself

what you do when you have done something so bad it is worthy of being buried alive. Usually something embarrassing that makes you think death is an okay option.

"I can't believe I said that, I'm burying myself"

by madeleinethemerritt April 15, 2019

isekai myself

To commit suicide in hopes of being reincarnated in an another world

Life is boring... I'm going to isekai myself tonight

by Onys January 24, 2019

cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

pulling myself

Pulling yourself= jerking off

What are you doing "pulling myself"

by Joshy6969 August 31, 2017

Up Myself

When I am 'up myself' it means that I really think I'm shit hot. To be egotistical.

I just took the best selfie ever, but i'm worried that if i post it, people will think i'm up myself.

by Miss Tickle January 13, 2014