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footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009
mugGet the footy or it didnt happenmug.

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
mugGet the Bear Wearing Footy Pajamasmug.

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."
by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022
mugGet the azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-footmug.

Footy

Footy is a fat booty
Of shit jaren she got a footy!
by YungdaggerD March 30, 2017
mugGet the Footymug.

play some footy

I’m depressed going go play some footy
by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022
mugGet the play some footymug.

Footy

When you’re horny but can’t make it outside
Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
by Footerhouse November 4, 2022
mugGet the Footymug.

footie-fascist

A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.
I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!
by Chr0me May 8, 2018
mugGet the footie-fascistmug.

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