Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.

"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."

by J-dog April 25, 2005

footbrawl

Physical violence associated with the game of soccer.

The fans started a nasty footbrawl by the end of the game.

by waytoomanyfiles December 3, 2005

Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011

frank-footer

accepting oral sex from anyone regardless of gender or sexual preference simply because you are drunk and horny.

As long as what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico..... I'm 100% down with a good old fashion frank-footer !

by postal69 May 16, 2016

one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

by JP3773 December 31, 2015

Left footer

Slang term for a homosexual male, usually used as a polite reference to a gay rather than as a derogatory term

I began suspecting he was a left footer when I found his stash of homosexual porn

by Dave 010203 February 11, 2009

Footer

A guy who is perverted, crosses his legs when he sits, is gay but not gay, and has an ugly, shaggy mullet. Oh, and an AC DC fanatic. Everyone hates him yet loves him.

I choose not to have an example.

by Stealth! Mwah ha ha! March 23, 2005