Flower Fountain

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

Turtle Flower

Tis Cabbages.

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.

by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021

Im a flower

1= You have 2 side your petals wither and thrithe (happy,sad) And in darkness you die sunlight you grow.
2= You cheat.

1= Stephen: Im a flower.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 11, 2009

flower sniffer

The act of a male sniffing or licking a womens pubes during intercourse. While doing this, he rolls his tongue around while acting as if he enjoys the stench

Dude, I'm Tori B's main flower sniffer

by TBOWZ December 29, 2009

mother flower

Mother flower is a term that is used to filter out the profanity of the word mother fucker or motha fucka

The mother flower jacked all my goods.

by Sally Wally November 10, 2008

bib flower

a bib flower is a cute five petaled flower named by @pottedplanets on tik tok

i like your bib flower shirt!

by dollclothes August 17, 2020

Brandon Flowers

Lead singer of The Killers as well as synth player for the band
Originally from Las Vegas
Displays a penchant for eyeliner
Is claimed by some as a "GOD"

"omg! Brandon Flowers is a sex GOD"

by mel May 13, 2005