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flawstered

The point of alcohol consumption to where you are no longer responsible for your own gestures or movements, and your body rides the waves of a deep drunk ocean.
OH diggidy doo da i be (flawstered) right now. Lets bounce shreeve before this boat blows.
by drewber scoober August 1, 2009
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flusterefucked

I am so flusterefucked this week.
by bumble bee n peanut May 8, 2014
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fliskered

Masturbating so frequently that of not careful, you could actually rip off your penis.
" I've been quite fliskered lately, I better have the slight of hand the next time I diddle my scittles".
by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014
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Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.
Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered
by Nyn January 5, 2018
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flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
by Poakley December 11, 2019
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flosteerex

the bestest friend ever, so kind, beautiful and sweet<3 the best friend/mutual u could ever have, literally adore her
person 1: “do u know who flosteerex is on tiktok?”me: “yes she is the loml”
by alexademieisgod July 5, 2021
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Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.
I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.
by Juice-box May 31, 2014
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