Florida Ma'am

Florida Ma'am is kin to the infamous Florida Man. She could be his cousin, sister, maw maw or next ex wife. She's bold and brazen, tough and beautiful. She knows her way around the Everglades of Florida and has even been known to hang with Skunk Ape himself. She's a lady for certain but will defend what she loves at all cost and look beautiful while doing it! Like a panther to milk, men want her and women want to be her. She's the gator ridin', possum' toting, beer drankin', snake charmin', Queen of the Swamp!

That damn Florida Ma'am!
Check out Florida Ma'am and her gator wrasslin' exhibt!
All the men want a Florida Ma'am!
Florida Ma'am, hold my beer!
I wish I could be a Florida Ma'am

In today's news, Florida Ma'am shows off her collection of pet raccoons she rescued

Florida Ma'am for Governor!
He left me for a Florida Ma'am!

by Vagabond Vixen November 30, 2021

South Florida Math

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

by Benourtney October 13, 2012

driving florida style

The act of driving without head or taillights at night time regardless of what state or province one is in. The term originates from South Florida where tourists enjoy driving around at night without headlights or taillights; and also in the Atlanta Metro area, where lots of rental cars have Florida plates.

Driver: Look at that Corolla with the FL plates!

Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!

Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!

by ausxau June 20, 2017

The Florida Georgia Line

When two cousins come extremely close to having intercourse.

Does putting the tip in count as crossing The Florida Georgia Line?

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Florin

A real Nigga, that traps and doesn't take shit from no one. He is also good-looking with lots of money

boy 1: yo, I met florin yesterday

boy 2: bro! he is the realist nigga, no one fucks with him

boy1: only if you wanna get shot

by money-making, pussy destroyer April 14, 2019

Florida

State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.

Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

by QWERTY1 July 25, 2008