Flogstomple

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.

"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"

by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014

Floast

The highest known measurement of mass. A Fuck Load Of A Shit Ton

I drank a floast last night. Whoa. Holy hangover.

by Misteryum November 19, 2014

Floobaloo

The hot white warm wet liquid that may come from a penis

Max: Dude I went and Floobalooed all your mom last night!
Alex: You did what!?

by Ultra Plaz April 8, 2015

flood watch

When a female's vagina becomes wet due to sexual arousal.

"Well I done got the whole spot on flood watch."

- Rae Sremmurd, Shake It Fast

by wordsmith411 September 8, 2016

Flood Warning

What you say so people are prepared for the wave check.

Yo, if he didnt say “Flood Warning”, I woulda been drowned in the Splash Zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

Faloose

Faloose is Arabic for “Money”. It’s used by many in Western Civilization that have Islamic influence. It’s also called cheddar, gwap, paper, chips, cheese, cream, coins & change

Listen when I get my FALOOSE right we goin out on the town.
Stop playing with my FALOOSE bro.
FALOOSE comes FALOOSE goes.

by Fasloose June 29, 2020