Flocked

Goofy or weird or wack

Niggas is highkey flocked

by FlockedStarter December 30, 2024

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017

Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot

wow john you are such a dingus flonker

by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019

Anne Flanked

When an intruder enters your home, and you use your attic with two entrances to flank them.

Yes officer, I easily overpowered the burglar as I Anne Flanked him.

by BigAlex December 17, 2024

Get midlessly flooked

When someone absolutely fucks you from behind.

My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"

by Franchek March 16, 2024