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Fender

The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.
Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...
by Smithers23 August 26, 2013
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Fender Strat

Short for Fender Stratocaster, this guitar was designed in the late 1950s by Leo Fender. It's traditional American design and wide range of sound leave it to be popular still today. Debate still surrounds whether the Fender Stratocaster or the Gibson Les Paul are the greatest of all guitars.
"I just picked up a sweet Fender Strat from the local Guitar Center."
by Rooster_St_Paddy November 25, 2007
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Transgender Fender Bender

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.
“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”
by gasp December 21, 2021
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flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
by Tommyt September 6, 2007
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flanders

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.
Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.
by Devin A. December 27, 2003
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Fender

A company that makes guitars, basses, and amplifiers. Some examples are the Telecaster, the P-Bass, and the Deluxe Reverb.
I just got a new Fender guitar! It rocks!!!!!!
by Shortman96 September 9, 2011
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die fledermaus

1.)German for "the bat"

2.)the title of an opera composed Johann Strauss II

3.)Referring to the second definition. When you plan an act of revenge against your friends for what they did to you while you was in a state of drunkenness.
1. Was that a fledermaus that just flew by.

2. Want to go to the production of "Die Fledermaus" tonight?

3. I can't believe they did that to me while I was drunk, soon the fledermaus will be complete.
by Thomas Hamm November 10, 2008
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