The fleas have reached your knees

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.

Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019

hob nob with the fems

Socially gettin it on with the ladies

After we won state we went to hob nob with the fems

by Julesz March 3, 2022

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’

1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

by King Maximus November 12, 2020

Flem

A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."

Dude, bro, I'm coughing up so much flem today.

It's 'phlegm', you imbecile.

by LadyByrd September 22, 2010

femskeet

n.
Just like skeet except from women; female ejaculate
v.
The act of female ejaculation

n.
I fingered my girlfriend so hard last night that she got femskeet all over my arm!
v.
She femskeeted all over the bed so she had to replace the sheets.

by FieryMatrix April 29, 2005

fleish

what kids do in the 954 instead of real activities. Ivolves any sort of psycho-active or depressent chemical abuse, as well as the after math of said chemicals. Also see vegitating .
May also be used in place of a sigh, to illustrate resent or disinterest.

Kid 1: DUUDE! i just got this awesome long board lets go shredddd
Kid 2: Don't bother me, I'm Fleishing.
Kid 1: fleish

by sneakysnyder August 14, 2011

Cock Fleas

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008