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Frosted Flaker

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.
3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011
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Flakey McSnakey

n- alt of Bloaf.
Vain bum-bandit, who has a flakey bell.
orig.- Vicky- F-S's ex.
1. Its flakey snake, (peel,peel,flake,flake)
He's a real flakey snake.
2. i)Well at least he isn't Welsh
ii)And at least he doesn't flake
3. Is that a blizzard? -no its Flakey McSnakey
by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005
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Fakery

When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.
I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !
by susabar August 9, 2010
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Flaker Chaser

One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.

Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you
by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010
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snow globe flakey

A way of describing that a man is flamboyantly gay.
There's no doubt about that guy being gay. He's snow globe flakey!
by flacker August 22, 2006
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flaker

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm a FLAker!
by jaaseee May 28, 2010
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Flaker

a really bad diss name for the Lakers that does not make any sense. used by most Laker haters.
Guy1: Hey im about to watch the Laker game.

Guy2: Oh you mean the flakers? They suck.

Guy1: Umm yeaaa.. why are they "flakers"? they're like one of the best teams in the NBA.

Guy2: I hate em. They suck.

Guy1: haha ok man.
by HaroldCrick June 10, 2009
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