by kione573 January 05, 2008
by thecrazypuppet September 20, 2010
An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life
Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs
joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2017
Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.
A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"
by Malishman January 12, 2023
A euphemism for Mesothelioma.
Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.
Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.
My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.
by Chianticat10 February 23, 2023
It’s what happens when the New World Order Rothschild run Central Banks run by the BIS bend over an entire economy and fist them with a metal spiked gauntlet, what is left is “Financial Carnage”
Do you see how the People of Venezuela walk so bow legged, it’s because of the Financial Carnage they suffered from the Rothschild Central Bank.
by dracolisk321 August 18, 2018
When 2 males/females make the executive decision to pool their incomes together in an attempt to fuck the traditional financial system of heterogeneous relationships (male and female)
Both parties then contribute to well being of each others financial growth and major purchases that would typically be out of their reach. This bypasses the detrimental effects a typical parasitic relationship.
Both parties then contribute to well being of each others financial growth and major purchases that would typically be out of their reach. This bypasses the detrimental effects a typical parasitic relationship.
Bro, that yacht looks sick. We should go financially gay and buy the motherfucker!
Let's do it.Well also need life jackets from of all the pussy we'll be drowning in.
Let's do it.Well also need life jackets from of all the pussy we'll be drowning in.
by mrhappytimes August 25, 2017