the best guy you will ever meet in your life. sweet, caring, hilariously funny, and so honest; i could talk with him all day, every day. he's just so adorable. he can be a man-whore, and can't make up his mind when it comes to girls. but if you ever get the chance to be good friends with him, its amazing. just be careful, because there's no way you won't eventually fall in love with him.
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