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Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.
"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009
by kk626kk December 28, 2009
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funnel cake sundae

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 17, 2008
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shit funnel

the opening to the entrance round someone's ass pipe, shit ditch,ass hole,stink star,fart box!!
Steve felt like tappin Andrea right in her Shit funnel!
by Don4 June 15, 2008
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cum funnel

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).
Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.
by Sam_K October 10, 2006
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Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.
I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.
by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010
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funnel-fuck

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"
Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.
by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008
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fennekin

Fennekin is a cute pokemon. It's a fox pokemon and one of the starters in Pokémon X and Pokémon Y. It eats branches. It's a fire type and evolves into Braixen and then into Delphox.
I choose you, Fennekin!
by CuteEspeon January 9, 2017
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