fender scrape

When your wife wrecks your truck and as consolation she lets you wreck her wagina

Fender Scrape: We conceived our first child because of the great fender scrape of 2007.

by Hslammer November 21, 2017

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

getto fender

A temporary road bike rear fender made from a piece of wire and a cut up two liter bottle and some tape.

getto fender is a street made fender made popular by mother nature throwing down water from the sky, and the fact that some people have to ride a bike, no matter what.

by cosmicmotionstudios February 22, 2010

fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

Fender Starcaster

1. Fenders attempt at a hollow body electric guitar. Now out of production

(Starcaster by Fender)
1. Fenders low end guitar for beginners. Comparible to Squire statocasters.

Dude i saw a Fender Starcaster at K-Mart for 150 bucks!

by jyeaaaaaa March 13, 2008

fender thighs

big hips ( lower set of love handles )

Man bellflower babes have fender thighs honches . They eat more taco's than all chicks in Downey,Bell,lynwood,pico rivera and Cerritos. Now that's a lot of tacos. hine

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 31, 2007

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003