Female

Human ketchup bottle

"That female squirted like a human ketchup bottle when she was on her period"

by "Girlfriend Lamonte" February 02, 2016

female

Iron Man.
"Fe" is the element name for iron on the Periodic Table of Elements.
"Male" is a man.
Thus, put together "Fe" and "male" and you get "Female".
Put together "Iron" and "man" and you get "Ironman".

Dude 1: Man, I hooked up with this amazingly FINE female last night.
Dude 2: *crying* ... Man I thought what we had was special!
Dude 3: *walks by* ಠ_ಠ

by Teehee26 July 31, 2011

female

1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender

Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?

by SakuraSaku March 25, 2007

female

Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.

Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.

by the-moyni May 31, 2009

female

lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!

Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"

by liakias December 12, 2008

female

1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,

Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

female

A person containing the XX pair of chromosomes, and as a result tends to be gendered into a motherly, ornament-like identity, with masochistic tendencies as she is encouraged to disfigure/mutulate her body.

:A female racing to class in high-heel boots, displaying signs of imbalance, difficulty, and sometimes even pain.
:Breast implants, corsets, Chinese tiny foot fetish, hours a weeks spent applying cosmetics, dieting through starvation, and enduring the discomfort of shaving.

by Trawalogy May 13, 2005