double fisted

anytime both (or two of three) flags are removed by a defender from the ball carrier's belt in a game of flag football resulting in a down or dead ball

Phil took the hand off and ran it to the 20 yard line where he was double fisted for a first down.

by wadeword March 25, 2009

monkey fisted

Act of being shafted, ripped off, screwed over.

I got $10 for a days work, I've been monkey fisted.

by Phil Archer September 19, 2007

ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

The Fisted Mr. Clean

When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!

I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!

by friendsclosenemiescloser July 18, 2006

Face fisted

When someone punches you in the face for no reason, except to punch someone.

Wade was just sitting there minding his own business when Murder cold cocked him. Wade screamed "WTF man", Murder siad "I was bored so I face fisted your ass!" Then Wade said "to shay my brotha."

by FoxO'clock April 29, 2010