February 31

A day that has always existed but the government wants to keep hidden

February 31 isn’t a day let it go
Yes, it is the government just wants to keep it a secret

by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021

February 3rd

National slap your sibling(s) day

*slaps sibling*
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?

Sorry not sorry it’s February 3rd

by Bigbanksss November 6, 2021

February 33

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021

February 31

Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????

Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP

by cheya69420 November 12, 2022

February 3rd

national snow bunny day

“It’s national snow-bunny day on February 3rd

so I’m tryna slide”

by roooollllssjajsia October 30, 2019

February 3rd

National Give Your Girl A Slap On The Ass Day!
A day where your boyfriend can slap your ass no matter what you're doing.

bf: february 3rd
gf:what?
bf: i get to slap your as all i want

by datbitch6969 January 30, 2020

February 3rd

Some dumb bitch named Gwen’s birthday

“Hey do you know February 3rd is?”
“Isn’t it like that girl Gwen’s birthday”
“Yeah, lmao she’s so dumb

by dumb._.whore October 23, 2019