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festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
by dyckdem January 8, 2008
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Featherfag

Anyone who dedicates their time complaining about lack of feathers, or other inaccuracies, on dinosaurs portrayed in the media, even when the dinosaurs are stylized.
My friend is such a featherfag. He's always complaining about how popular media never portrays dinosaurs with feathers.
by arfmarfrart October 9, 2018
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Heathering

The act of hanging with a group of boys with no interest of hooking up with any of them. The opposite of "chazzing"
"Tonight at Linda and Emma's party, Alana was heathering because she was the only girl"
by KDC123 January 10, 2012
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Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
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festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
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flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
by ferngully0 August 11, 2021
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feathernesting

The act of feathering one's own nest, e.g., increasing a person's wealth in ways that might be unethical.
That Senator's support for the bill is just feathernesting.
by e x t r December 19, 2021
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