Fadster

A portemeau of 'fad' and 'hipster.'Used mostly to distinguish between true cultural hipsters from the retired scene kids, who are fashion hipsters. Often, but not always, lacking the cultural curiousity and interest in abstract pursuits which define being a hipster, but rather associate in a bandwagon like fashion united in bad fashion, beer, and music.

Ex:
"oh you had a doritos taco, sir?"
"I know I was being a total fadster, brah."

Ex:
"What is that music that sounds like suicide set to orchestrals?"
"oh, my neighbor is a complete fadster he also wears skinny jeans and is always telling me about music he knows i do not listen to."
"how do you manage?"
"his girlfriend only wears tights bends over a lot, i think she likes me, i heard she has a secret thing for black guys."
"fadsters, those girls are pretty cute though."
"enough to manage."

by Bapataba October 26, 2012

fapstorm

When your internet slows down because everyone is coming home from work/school and watching porn in HD. Especially prominent on the islands of Hawaii where there is very few internet lines leading to mainland.

Guy1: "Why is the internet so slow all of the sudden?"
Guy2: "its the fapstorm man"

by jteas December 12, 2017

fagstickicism

The act of one being a FAGSTICK and/or the study of fagstickicism

Wyatt and Ryan were being FAGSTICKS because they were acting like retards, they both study fagstickicism

by Fagstick December 24, 2020

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005

Falst

Untrue, or False. Used as a response when somebody claims something, but lacks any sort of credibility or proof.

Person 1: Slayer is a shitty band.
Person 2: Falst.

by I Luv Skanks April 20, 2010

fassforward

fassforward (verb):

To fast forward to scenes with Michael Fassbender in his not so stellar films.

While watching Jonah Hex I fassforward to parts with Michael Fassbender.

by Life On Mars 27 July 13, 2011