bartendering

Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.

I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.

I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.

I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.

by Pandaisbartendering August 18, 2018

Bartenders bar

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.

This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!

by brothersister_creativity October 27, 2018

Fartened

Farting in the act of being frightened.

Jo stepped on the cats tail and she fartened

by tj raw November 23, 2018

Ferkenderp

A female that uses nice guys for their own personal gain. She will have sex with everybody in the guy’s circle except him. She will take his money, drugs, and anything that isn’t bolted down. She will blame him for everything, even for having sex with his friends.

Look Jeff, Kimmy is having sex with Chet now. That ferkenderp sucked the life outta me. Done with her.

by Jetro69er March 24, 2022

Serial Friender

Cause: Serial friender is a condition attained by long exposure to myspace.

Effect: Effects can range from mild to severe, with the ultimate result being that the individual roams around social media profiles and pictures, adding every clickable name they see as their friend.

Keep away from me, serial friender!

You damn serial friender, we don't have 50 friends in common!

by dedsdidgdn April 28, 2010

Michael Fastbender

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018

Fartenese

A language dialect of the Ancient Stinkys, thought to be invented by a smoking hot guy after farting beside his girlfriend

*faaart*
Girl: Ewwwwww did you just fart? :/
Boy: Yes, but it means i really like you in fartenese

by togapixie May 25, 2011