harmageddon

n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.

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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!

You know it's just a chess match, right?

Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.

by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Armageddon

Ancient resources refer to Armageddon as "the hill of slaughter" and also as "the mountain of sorrow"

by Granny Christian September 12, 2003

Karmageddon

It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

Hippie: Dude, you have to feel the love cuz otherwise it's gonna be like ... Karmageddon.

by Miss Know it All May 27, 2007

Carmageddon

What the median of all major Pennsylvania highways look like during and after a major snow storm.

Did you see 279 during the storm last night?? So many people were off the road, it was like carmageddon!

by MedicMommy February 27, 2010

carmageddon

carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.

The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009