future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

Farting Fan

The act of passing gas into a fan, Causing the fan to blow an odorous breeze to a nearby person.

Dude, I'm gonna pull a Farting Fan in Mrs. Morris's class. It will be so funny!

by ImCarterTHof January 11, 2014

Stop fagging around

Stop fagging around means fuck off in a nicer way. When someone is annoying you you say stop fagging around.

John annoyed Harrison and Harrison said stop fagging around.

by Deshaun Rogers December 21, 2017

Fanging

1. To desire something greatly; to need badly.

2. To be moving at outrageous speeds

1."Hey Bob, come out for a smoke?" "Hell yeah, I'm fanging, dude".

2."So we were fangin' down the freeway when Jimmy dropped the bong in the backseat."

by RealBadMike December 20, 2007

farding

when u do epic farding!!! when gas come out ur fkn azz rn bad smell smh...

Pee pee man:"tooofa"
poo poo man: farding

by Annoying Piece of Shit? March 23, 2021

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.

"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"

by sawcon123 February 8, 2022

Farting Through Fecal

1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.

2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.

3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.

We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.

Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing

by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009