air-family

Describes fake closeness created between people, in school or work environments, that dissolves when someone leaves.

Frank: Why don't I see you with John anymore?

Ann: Now that he graduated it appears he was just air-family.

by Amy-Deane May 11, 2008

BASS FAMILY

A group of bassheads addicted to dirty, filthy, grimey, dubstep. Gettin weird and ragin is the name of the game and plur is the way of life. It's all about family!

Did you see the BASS FAMILY gettin so plur at the rave earlier?

by el bassador November 4, 2012

Funeral Family

Family that you are related to usually through blood but never see or talk to until there is a death in the family.

My Grandmother just passed away and we are planning the funeral. I guess it's time to notify the funeral family.

by FL578 November 18, 2012

The Idaho Walker Family

A large Mormon family that doesn’t understand what birth control is.

Oh my gosh you have seven siblings? Why?
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings

by The most random person from nw February 18, 2022

Family circus

A comic made by Bil Keane that has an undeniable Christian overtone,and continues to make little to no sense after more than 50 years.

Mother, I didn't understand today's Family Circus!

by Tyler_Driver May 30, 2008

Family Guyed

when you family guyed someone you post a bunch of pictures of family guy pictures

person 1: hey lets go family guyed some furries|
person 2: frick yes i hate furries
person 1: we sure did family guyed those idots

by cunt man 27 April 20, 2020

johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009