falaffelism

the theory of abundance of moisture in an apple. This sounds complicated but easy to understand

boy 1 :"wow this apple is so juicy".
boy 2 :"must be all the falaffelism that is taking place.

by freddy mc fredfred December 6, 2011

Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy

Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night

by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011

falaffle

Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.

"Dude why are you such a crotch muffin?"
"At least Im not a Falaffle"

by Thane January 24, 2007

Dirty Falafel

A Dirty Falafel Is when a man engages in rough anal intercourse with an Arab man who in turn, while covered with Crisco, Is making waffles by the bedside.

While we were doing the Dirty Falafel, I asked Muhammed if he wanted some Hummus on those golden waffles he was making.

Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus

My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.

by H4833717 April 21, 2011

falafel

n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.

Did you see that falafel finish that gigantic serving of hummus?

by Urban-o-meter March 13, 2011

Falafel

Verb. Waffling when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!

by littlebrowngirl March 27, 2015

falafel

a word used to replace a term of endearment, such as "cute," "hot," "nice," "sweet," etc.--especially when such words feel trite and overused. it can be used as an adjective, a verb, and occassionally, an adverb.

(adj.) you are so falafel, i could just lick you. (v.) you falafel me. (adv.) you are falafelly beautiful.

by Leedan July 14, 2005