Fandangler

Invented by a man known only by the name Bretzky, this is the method of taking a bong rip and holding it in your lungs while you consume a full beer and then exhailing only after the whole beer is finished.

Here's the beer and here's the bong. Now do a motherfucking fandangler, dummy.

by Tyrone Jenkins September 14, 2006

Fandangled

Waking up the morning after a huge party with a hurt butt and not knowing what happened.

Mitch told his butt hurt after that rager dude, i think he was seriously fandangled

by casey kramer April 2, 2007

Fandangle

When you blow a load and fart at the same time.

"Yo that bitch was giving me head and i fandangled on her."

by St4sh January 19, 2009

Fandangle

To do eveything *but* have sex with some one, normally during a night of drunken passion whereby the act is practically impossible

"Did you shag that bird last night mate? You were pretty wasted"
"Nah, it was just a quick fandangle and then I threw up all over her clothes, she left pretty sharpish"

by Soar November 10, 2008

fanangle

To have an accident with a lawn mower, blender or other such sharp blade-like thingies. Also to be mutilated such as in the Saw movies.

Me: I'm not going to go in there they'll fanangle me.
Sarge: I don't care you do as ordered soldier.

by Zukazamme June 20, 2007

fandangle

A highly talented person within a group of people/crew.

I heard that kid from danger crew rap, he's a fandangle.

by a-ball February 5, 2004

fandangled

to feel perplexed, bamboozled, and aloof.

I feel fandangled... and I don't want to feel that way again!

by Chief54 March 9, 2012