the actual factual

truth, current events, news, or the usual activities

Persistant Paul: So what's the latest?
News and Notes Nate: Oh so you want that actual factual?

(chillin' context)

Renegade Rob: What's goin' champion?
Chillin' in the Cut Charlie: Ain't nothin' but the actual factual.

by Avery Smith December 13, 2007

Factulated

The act of spewing out worthless facts about topics nobody cares about.

"I just asked Dean what time it was and he just factulated all over me"

by Crispy2214 October 21, 2009

Factualities

It’s another word used for a fact but it’s only used if you’re bad😎

Kaylee stating real factualities!

by Immaturityyy January 3, 2020

Factuality

A theory, claim, or statement assumed to be true due to popular agreement. Said claim can be either backed up by facts or "reliable" anecdotes.

This is a portmanteau of "fact" and "reality".

Even though we all know 2 + 2 = 5, the class decided, that in factuality, it equals 4. They are such Sheep.

"God exists" is a factuality.

String theory is not a factuality, because not enough people take it for granted.

by Sudo-Nimb December 26, 2009

Factulation

Facts about an object or being.

The scientist presented much factulation about her experiment.

by loopyloops March 1, 2010

factually late

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

by Not without dups August 16, 2010

Factulence

When someone is speaking out of their ass on topics which they claim to have knowledge of

As the professor waxed about their business case studies the seasoned professionals knew it was a bunch of factulence.

by consultantspeak July 29, 2012