Failstorm

A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail

" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "
" hahahahaha so true "

by power_metal October 28, 2008

Fiero Firestorm

Worst Godmoder online ever.

*Fiero_Firestorm absorbs the fireball, ignores the lightning due to his armor, and reflect the ice back at you.

by Booken July 14, 2003

Failstorm

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.

Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.

by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

Facestraction

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.

Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.

by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015

Facetomization

the very transforming moment when faces in videos suddenly shrink into smaller ghostly unreality with tiktok filters

That facetomization moment of her totally turned me off. Nothing is real anymore bro.

by KVZEE April 1, 2021

Fuckstorm

A chaotic and overwhelming situation where everything seems to go wrong all at once; a whirlwind of disasters or complications, often with intense emotions involved.

After the printer broke down in the middle of our final print run, the servers crashed, and then the coffee machine quit too, we all knew we were smack in the middle of a total fuckstorm.

by nonuniqueusername April 17, 2024