Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

-or-

"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up

Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”

by pillow theft October 8, 2018

Ass face

A face that you would fuck

Damn that bitch totally has an ass face

by Horny for dominic January 24, 2022