An abnormally large lesbian who has an unusual fascination with contact sports such as rugby and hockey. Will typically be at least 7 feet tall and have the hairstyle of a faux hawk. This lesbian tends to prefer smaller lipstick lesbians to prey on during drunken nights at the bar.
Gay Friend: “Anna, stay away from Lynn! She’s a fe fi fo fum!!”
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
by Gaysians November 23, 2008
A grotesque-looking female who is obese and/or large in overall size. Just by looking at her, one draws similarities between her size and that of the giant from the "Jack and the Beanstalk" fairy tale. Visualizing her as the evil giant could also take place during this brief moment.
"Whoa! A Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch is amongst the group of girls over there. I wonder if she ate any of the others."
by Donald_Squat October 11, 2009
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by Bdbvocab2 February 19, 2024
Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome
Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
by SpencerNewton September 25, 2021