Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Freak Punk

A strange and odd Punk. One that is not like others.

A individual. A Punk that understand what Punk is all about.

A person who understands that Punk is a way of thinking and not something to copy.

Freak Punks are individuals. They are what Punk is.

by Celtic Guy September 1, 2008

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.

Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!

by bukowsky January 5, 2010

Alphabet Freak

any of the sexual degenerates or mentally-ll individuals identifying with or affiliating themselves with the LGBTQIA+ community. there are many different types. among them are males desiring males, boys wanting to be girls, girls wanting to be boys etc.

Johnny: "you hear Billy just came out of the closet? he's been a closet-case pole smoking homo his entire life! i saw him flying the rainbow flag. he wants me to go to one of those LGBTQIA+ rallies with him in Boston next weekend.
Chris: "i knew it. i remember his grabbing my hog a few times. what do you mean LGBTQIA+? don't give those degernates any credence. they're alphabet freaks, if you're gonna call them anything!"

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

Freckle belt

The area spanning below the eyes at the top of the cheeks to the bridge of your nose. In summer, it isn't uncommon for freckles to pop up a lot in this area.

"Your freckle belt really brings out your eyes."

"Once summer comes, I'm going to get a wicked freckle belt."

by DashBlaster May 23, 2009

Gym freak

Someone who is obsessed with going to the gym. This person would pick the gym over drinks with friends, and almost everything.

E.g Faiza is a gym freak

by Ky234 July 20, 2016

mind fecked

A state beyond mind fucked. A self destruct mode where your brain voluntarily turns to scrambled egg in an attempt to escape the torture you're putting it through.

'I don't think I've ever been more mind fecked by a game.'

by OmegaStray August 5, 2018