Fred T. Foard High school

Fred T. Foard is in the State of North Carolina, Foard has many things for a child to look forward to from a crack pipe to a molded ceiling, leave some food out no problem the ants will take care of that, students must watch there back because Administration is always on your dick where they have no lives they must ruin the kids lives to succeed in their own life, from 3 finger beating your meat in a closet to kids hissing at you and wearing a tale foard is one of North Carolina's most notorious High schools

I need some meth bro, ok let's go to Fred T. Foard High School

by Mike Mike I'm Mike October 17, 2019

Flash-forward this!

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.

"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".

"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"

by W4CKY October 12, 2020

going forward

Going forward is purported to mean, "In the future" or "somewhere down the road" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate "I don't know". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.

Our company expects to make a profit going forward.
We don't expect any layoffs going forward.

by imperialiststooge August 8, 2003

tits forward

Enthusiastic of, supportive of, excited about, or infatuated with a person, place or thing, especially in excess. Derived from the common wisdom that women enjoy having their breasts fondled.

1.
A: "Did you have any luck with Becky?"
B. "Nah, I tried hooking up with her, but she's all tits forward about Jeff nowadays."

2.
A: "Hey, have you heard? Justin started a petition to end gay bashing in the army."
B: "I know, he's so tits forward about gay rights."

by bluescythe December 22, 2007

Great Leap Forward

Something Mao Zedong tried to do but failed horribly, so now no Chinese person wants to talk about it because it ruins their background (or maybe it's just cause Chinese people don't know what you mean)

American Citizen: Hey, remember when Mao Zedong tried to do the "Great Leap Forward" but failed horribly?

Chinese Guy: 我不知道您再说什么 (Translation: I don't know what you're talking about)

by Jasmine Simsion May 8, 2018

forwardable

When some one sends you something really cool in your e-mail. Forward worthy is forwardable

This Power Point presentation is sooo forwardable

by bluewillow65 January 7, 2007